Channel: Matt Mulholland

Category: Music

Tags: poor as fuckoriginalcomedy musicnew zealand (country)comedyoriginal musickiwis in londonacousticacoustic guitar (musical instrument)matt mulhollandkiwi in londonacoustic guitarnew zealand musicnz musicfunny

Description: I like to pretend my life is a musical by singing about what's going on. Spotify - open.spotify.com/album/2B84s8zKcvsbPaIVRZiDcR Apple Music - music.apple.com/nz/album/after-you-grow/1505116175 Bandcamp - mattmulholland.bandcamp.com Social: Instagram - instagram.com/themulhollandparty Facebook - facebook.com/mattmulhollandpage Support: Patreon - patreon.com/mattmulholland Donate to Paypal - paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=DUH3TJWFCSSPC&source=url I'm aware of the irony behind singing a song about how it's okay to be poor and then asking for donations. It is a little ironic, don't you think? You know though, if I had 10,000 spoons and all I needed was a knife, I would like to think I could complete whatever cutting job had to be done with just those spoons. Of if all you needed was to spread something on bread, a spoon can sometimes be better than a knife because it doesn't cut/rip the bread. Plus, put two spoons together and you've got yourself a musical instrument. You could make a sculpture with that many spoons. Or sell them and buy a knife if you REALLY needed a knife. Maybe even do a trade. Like, if you offered your neighbour even ten spoons in exchange for a knife... I'd take that trade for sure. Also, Mr Play It Safe had the right idea. If you're sitting in a plane that's going down, all you can really do is accept it and think "well, isn't this nice." If you were in a situation where you can do something about it, sure, then do everything you can to stop yourself from going under. But on a plane, there really isn't anything you can do. I often think that when I'm on a plane. Best thing you could do is love whoever is next to you and give them a hug. I don't know how we ended up here in this description, but here we are. Merry Christmas, guys. Hope everything is fantastic.